Shame on Ice Update:

"What are you nimrods doing back here." ProtectionMan Dan asks a group of Shamers in the back of the 'DuckTape Express'.

"Holiday Cheer Dan, we are writing a Christmas Carol." Mucker glees.

"Yup, Danno, we are writing the '12 Penalties of Hacksaw', Trademark tunes his gazoo.


Last weekend, Shame on Ice (3-3) sledded into the Breck Arena to challenge the Bulls (2-4-1) in a Winter Beer League (WBL) match-up. It was the first time the two teams have competed. Target's 59 minute Beer League shutout streak was ended at 62 as the Bulls scored on the still frozen Shame 3 minutes into the contest.


"On the 12th game of Shame, Hacksaw took a penalty, now the league has sat him down to watch three" Hacksaw bellows.

"He had, 12 Knees a Kneeing, 11 Elbows Flying, 10 Cross Checks" Mucker sings the list of infractions.


The Bulls extended their lead in the first period to 2, with a goal 7 minutes into the game. Target was peppered with shots throughout the contest and saved 36 of 38 Bulls shots.


"9 Two-Handed Slashes, 8 Smart Arse-Comebacks, 7 Wicked hip-checks, 6 Scorekeepers numbers" Mucker sings.


TIMMAY cut into the lead at the 10:17 mark of the second period, assisted by Slick and Bezerker.

"TIM-MAY!!" Timmay, Timmayed.

Slick tied the game at the 9:34 mark of the third period, assisted by TIMMAY and Bezerker.

"Nice pass TIM-MAY" Slick congratulates.

"Well Thank You Kindly sir" TIMMAY…..speaks.


"5 TRIP---PING CA---LLS"


Shame on Ice (3-3-1) tied the Bulls (2-4-2) by a tally of 2-2. The "DuckTape Express" was repaired and picked up the gang after the game to take them to the next road game, next Tuesday, when the Shame (3-3-1) take on the Admirals (1-6) at Augsburg College, puck drops at 9:45pm.


" 4 Boarding Majors, 3 Game Suspension, 2 Butt Ends,

And the Referee just happened to FALL DOWN !!" The whole Shame sings.


Have a happy and safe Holiday Season

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