When my neighbors do laundry there always seems to be a thong that never makes it in the wash or has jump out of the laundry basket and lands on the floor.
When finding a rouge thong one should:
A. Be a gentleman and find the owner.
B. Just leave it alone, the mother will be back.
C. Stop and smell the roses.
D. Save it and give it to Skibby to nurse back to health.
E. Start a collection. At the condo party bust those babies out for a classic game of "Guess whose."
F. Can I live at your place?
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D is the only reasonable answer.
C+E Combo for sure
-Eric
I agree with Gilby. Remind me to tell you a funny underwear collecting story, it's too nasty to post on a blog...
Put it on your head and walk around with it until the owner claims it.
It depends on what size they are.
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