"Oh Yah, For Sure, Yah Know, -2 as a high on Saturday" Grumpy Smurf gleams about the Winter weather. "Are you going to the Winter Carnival Bart?" Scooter inquires."You Betcha, Eh" Bart continues, "Ice Carvings, Snow sculptures and Cheese Curds, oh my"
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Shame on Ice (7-3) concluded the January Minnesota Road Trip (JMRT) and the first half of the Winter Beer League (WBL). The second half of the seasons starts on February 11th.
"Tomorrow is 'Seniors Day' at the Winter Carnival" Mucker comments to ProtectionMan Dan. "Watch it Punk!" The elder statesmen warns "Is our softball team signed up for 'Softball on Ice' on Saturday?" Goon Blaine wonders."I'm racing in the 'Car Racing on Ice' instead" Jumpin Joel smirks. "I like Italian Ices" Slash Lee shivers.
"Hey Bus Driver Bill, how is the 'DuckTape Express doing in the cold?" Piro-Wester questions. "Pretty good" Bus Driver Bill continues "The chickens are keeping the engine warm and Mucker has to driver out here and 'Crank up' the bus each day. "But it's heavy" Mucker complains.
"Target has been goofing with that Abacus for a while now" Sheriff comments about the Shame on Ice goalie. "OK, I think I got it" Target moves the last of the beads from right to left. "Shame has taken 347 shots this season scoring 56 goals. The Opponents have taken 285 shots and scored 43 goals. Figuring that we play the best goalie of the season with a 1.88 goals against, saving 91% of her shots........We need to outshoot them 43-19!" Target concludes his calculation. "Does that figure in the 3 goals Mucker scored on you by mistake?" Scooter jabs. "Darn 4th liners" Target mutters, sliding the beads back to one side
Shame on Ice (7-3) kick off the second half of the WBL season against the league leading Roadrunners (8-1-1-1) Sunday, February 11th.
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