Monday, June 21, 2010

This just in!

An oil spill has occurred in Wichita Falls. Yet company officials deny anything has occurred and are sticking to the party line that everything is fine. It’s also being reported that any employee who talks or shows proof of the spill will be punished and or fined. Yet residents and shareholders are showing up in numbers with oil stained shirts and black oil stained roses looking for answers. Currently they are being denied access to the building where board members have been clearly spotted looking out of the windows at the growing crowd.

A private watch group of the company has set up a website and webcam of the oil spill for all to see the damages caused by the oil spill which continues to flow. In an earlier press release the watch group stated that “the company should stop this foolishness, accept the spill and start the cleanup.”

At this time the oil company has not responded to the watch groups overwhelming amounts of proof of the spill.

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This of course is all fiction.

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